adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
Anon’s last resort
He’s a little shy but this is my new boyfriend. ✨
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
are you fucking serious?
white people & straight people can’t win when it comes to shit like this
say positive things you’re accused of having ulterior motives
say nothing you’re ignorant
that’s really unfair if you ask me.
Omfg thank you ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^